A guy is walking down the beach one day, and comes across this geeky not so attractive guy totally surrounded by beautiful women. Shocked at how this could happen, he asks the geek how he manages to get all this women.

He responds with, "Put a potato in your pants".

The next day he returns to the beach with a potato in his pants and people are running from him in horror. Confused on what he did wrong he consults the same geek.

"Put the potato in the front you idiot."