Mayo!
A teenage girl was babysitting a little boy, and decided to invite her boyfriend to have sex. Her and her boyfriend wanted to have sex on the top of the bunk bed. She she told her boy friend some code names Tomato means faster lettuce means slower so when the little boy woke up he heard lettuce lettuce tomato and the little boy goes will you guys stop making sandwiches because i got some of the mayo in my mouth!!




Sexual Jokes
Added on October 19th, 2009










