A man walks into the bar looking distraught. He sits and orders a shot. The bartender questions the man, "Everything OK?"
"No!" say's the man, "I just found out today that my oldest son is gay!"
"Oh... I'm really sorry." says the bartender, "the drink's on the house."

The same man comes in the next day and orders 2 shots.
"Another bad day?" asks the bartender.
"Yeah, I just found out that my youngest son is gay."
"I'm sorry to hear," says the bartender, "Have your drinks on the house."

The next day, the same man comes in a third time and orders 3 shots.
The bartender, tired of giving this man free alcohol shouts, "Man, doesn't anyone in your family like pussy?"

The man, starting to sob uncontrollably, shouts at the bartender, "Yeah! My wife."