- You define summer as three months of bad sledding.

- Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.

- Snow tires come standard on all your cars.

- You refer to the Packers as "we".

- At least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm.

- You can make sense out of the words "UPNORT" and "BATREE".

- Your have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.

- You can identify a Michigan accent.

- You know what "cow-tipping" is.

- You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike.

- "Down south" to you means Chicago.

- Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee.

- The "big three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee and PBR.

- A brat is something that you eat.

- You have no problems spelling "Milwaukee".

- You consider Madison "exotic".

- You got a passport to go to Minnesota.

- Your idea of foreign culture is listening to Da Yoopers.

- You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of PBR.

- You've seen a hodag.

- You used to think Deer Season was included as an official school holiday.

- You know that Gotham is a real city.

- You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc and Menomonie.

- You know what a bubbler is.

- The snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do.

- Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.

- Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.

- Your Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer.

- You go out for fish fry every Friday.

- You go to work in a snowsuit every morning and return home wearing shorts.

- When you tell someone where you are from they say: "I thought that was part of Canada".

- Bernie Brewer is your idol because he gets to dive into a giant beer mug.

- Your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring, the 4th of July and Fall.

- You know how to polka.

- Your idea of diversity is having black, brown and white cows.

- You drink "soda" and refer to your father as "pop".

- Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a BLACK baseball cap.

- You tried to tap the "Worlds Largest Six Pack".

- Your children describe their summer vacation our of state as a "trip to Door County".

- You are unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

- You go to Florida to get a tan in August.

- You caught a fish in Lake Michigan that glowed in the dark.

- You define the swimming season as "Labor Day Weekend".

- Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

- You know where the city of Waunaukee is AND can pronounce it.

- You can visit Luxemborg, Holland, Balgium, Denmark and Poland all in the same afternoon.

- You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend.

- You actually know what Schaeffer's Beer is and you like it.

- You know what Euchre and Sheepshead are.

- You have been involved in a "drive-by hay bailing".

- Two words: "Leinenkugels Beer".

- Your refer to stop lights as "stop & go lights".