There I was on my way to shop at Walmart. Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't even on the horizon. I was in a great mood ... until .. I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. (and you know how you just get so stressed and life stuff seems to just get funny ?)

Yes, well I couldn't believe it. He was a dwarf!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then ?'

... and that's when the fight started.