President George W. Bush, dissatisfied with his low poll ratings, decides to visit a school for a lecture on freedom and democracy.

He enters a class, smiles and says: "Welcome, young fellow Americans. Our proud nation has been founded on democracy, we brought it to the natives who were living here a few hundred years ago. We had to go at war with some twenty-five million native insurgents, were able to kill them terrorists and won the war! Since then, we have stayed the course and now are a proud nation, with 40 cents of every tax dollar dedicated to the defense of our values all over the globe. We brought democracy to Latin America, Europe after WWII, to Asian countries and are now bringing freedom and democracy to the African continent and the Middle East.

Who of you knows where Iraq is on this globe?"

The teacher hastily tries to whisper something to Mr. Bush but before he's able to, little Johnny blurts "Mr. President, you're holding our soccer ball!"