A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all day and were so exausted the slept until 8pm.

The man hurridly dressed and told his lover to fubb his shoes outside in the dirt and grass.
He put his shoes on and went home

When he got in the door his wife said where the f... has your ass been?
He replied "I cant lie to you Ive been f..... my secretary and we made love all day".

She looked down at his shoes and said' You lying bastard your ass has been playing Golf.