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Jokeped - Grannys fart
Grannys fart
A priest, a Italian chef, and a soldier are all in a plane. They decide they will each drop something from the plane.

The priest drops a bible, the chef drops a tomato, and the soldier drops a grenade.

They go down to the city where they dropped the items. They saw a boy praising God and they asked why? The boy said "I asked God for a sign and a Bible hit me on the head.

They walked along and they found a girl crying. They asked why? She said "I was hungry and a tomato hit my head.

They walked a little longer and they found a boy laughing hysterically. They asked him why? He told them "My granny farted and MY HOUSE BLEW UP!"
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Added on April 8th, 2009

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