A man is driving a truck down the highway. He sees a black man on the side of the road, and runs him over. A little bit farther down the road he sees another black man, he runs him over. A little bit further down the road, he sees a pastor, and decides that he might get in good with God if he picks him up.

As the men are driving along, the truck driver sees a black man on the side of the road, and would really like to run him over. But says "No, i'd really go to hell if i run him, but i'll just get really close and scare him"

So the truck driver drives really close to the black man and the swerves back onto the road.

"Oh my gosh, I almost hit that black man" says the trucker.

The pastor replys "That's okay, i got him with the side door"