Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse drank a shot and said, "I play with mousetraps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times." And with that he drank another shot.

The second mouse drank a shot and said, "That's nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it." And with that he drank another shot.

The third mouse drank a shot, got up and walked away. The first two mice looked at each other, turned to the third mouse and asked, "Where the hell are you going?"

The third mouse stopped and replied, "I'm going home to fuck the cat."