So, Bill Gates dies, and ascends to heaven. He meets up with Saint
Peter at the gates and says "Hey, it's Bill, I'm just going to go on
in." And Saint Peter says, "Sorry Bill, everyone is equal in God's
eyes. You need to stand in line like everyone else."

Grudgingly, Gates walks to the end of the enormous line of folks
awaiting entrance. As he's waiting, an iPod-white limo passes him
and rolls up to heaven's gate's. The door opens and out steps Steve
Jobs. Saint Peter greets him and, after a few brief words, welcomes
him into heaven.

Gates is furious. He storms up to the front of the line and
confronts Saint Peter: "Hey! I thought you said everyone was equal
here! But, I just saw Steve Jobs cut to the front of the line and
you let him in without a second thought.

And Saint Peter laughs and replies, "Oh no, that wasn't Steve Jobs.
That was God; he only thinks he's Steve Jobs."