- What's the best job a dumb blonde ever had?
- Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess?
- How did we know long before the Haiti invasion that Clinton was planning to go to war?
- What was JFK Jr. drinking at the time of the crash?
- What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
- How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?
- What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
- What is the difference between liberalism and socialism?
- How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?
- What's the new game there playing in the White House?
- What do Hillary Clinton and Marie Antoinette have in common?
- When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions?
- How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?
- Why are staff cuts so difficult for Clinton?
- How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history?
- What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
- Did you hear that Tyson Foods has genetically engineered a new breed of chicken and named it in honor of Bill Clinton?
- Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
- How is Bill Clinton like an unemployed school teacher?
- How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?
- What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
- What do you get when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus?
- Did you hear that Michael jackson died of food poisoning ?
- How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
- What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
- Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?
- How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
- What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
- How come Mike Tyson's eye's water during sex?
- How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?
- What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?
- Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist?
- What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a pickpocket?
- What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung?
- Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Steven Spielberg was busy discussing ...
- What do you find in Michael Jacksons closet ?
- Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?
- What are the administration's favorite words in foreign policy?
- What is the name of Helen Keller's dog?
- Where are the two biggest airbags located?
- What's Monica's favorite instrument?
- What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
- What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
- What is the difference between the U.S. and the former USSR?
- How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?
- What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?
- How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?
- Hear about Kennedy Airlines?
- Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
- What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?
- Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
- Michael jackson was walking down the beach ...
- What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
- What did Saddam say when he came out of his hole?
- How did JFK Jr. learn how to fly?
- What does Jeffrey Dahmer's victims and The Clintons' hair styles have in common?
- How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Why do liberals travel in threes?
- What is the difference between Clinton's health care plan and a kidney stone?
- What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?
- Limited parachutes
- How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
- How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?
- What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?
- What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
- Did you hear about the latest JFK Jr. movie?
- Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
- What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?
- Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
- How are Congressmen and baseball players alike?
- Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
- What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?
- Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
- Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
- What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant?
- If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first?
- What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?
- Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?
- How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?
- What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?
- What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?
- How does Al Gore spell potato?
- What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?
- How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
- Why does Hillary think her husband is a model president?
- Mickeys divorce
- What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
- What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?
- What's the difference between Clinton and Christopher Reeve?
- What does Woody Allen call an unborn baby?
- What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?
- Why did the Davidians commit suicide?
- Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?
- What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
- What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
- How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
- Why does Michael Jackson scream?
- How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?
- Why did the Clintons switch from MCI to AT&T?
- What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton with a gorilla?
- What is the difference between Hitler and Bill Clinton?
- What will it take to bring the Kennedy family back together?
- How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
- What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?
- What's the difference between Hillary and Bill?
- Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
- If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?
- What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?
- What does JFK Jr. miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
- How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
- What does Michael Jackson and a Nintendo have in common?
- What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot?
- What is Hillary's new nickname after her latest hairstyle?
- How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws?
- What's the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?
- What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?
- What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
- One day three midgets ...
- What's a Clinton sandwich?
- When will there be a woman in the White House?
- Two of Clinton's sperm are ..
- What costume did Bill Clinton wear to a Halloween party that scared everyone to death?
- Did you hear that someone threw a bottle of beer at Clinton?
- What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
- What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
- Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican?
- What's a word for Clinton's '92 campaign
- What did Teddy Kennedy say when he heard of JFK's assassination?
- What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
- What would one get with a donation to Rostenkowski's legal fund?
- Why doesn't Bill like old houses?
- How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
- Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new band?
- If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get?
- Why are they renaming Arkansas Highway 50 the "Bill Clinton Highway?"
- How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
- Prince Charles was driving around ...
- Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
- How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
- How did Michael get in trouble?
- Lisa Marie's Divorce Allegations Against Michael Jackson
- How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?
- Why did Ted Kennedy spend four hours in the voting booth?
- Who was the first liberal Democrat?
- How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?
- What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
- Why is Perot's wife glad he didn't get elected?
- Why didn't JFK Jr. and his wife have a shower before getting on the plane?
- What does Hillary do after she shaves her pussy every morning?
- What did the woman tell Michael Jackson at the beach?
- Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?
- What does Clinton need to stop the white water?
- What does Hillary have in common with the city of Buffalo?
- Why does Hillary Clinton often wear turtle necks when attending Bill's speaking engagements?
- Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
- How does Bill Clinton change a light bulb? A: He doesn't. He whines a while, says
- Why was Roger Clinton's wedding delayed 5 days?
- What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy?
- How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?
- What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
- What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
- What will you get if Clinton's health bill passes?
- What do you get when you give Bill Clinton a penny for his thoughts?
- What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
- Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?
- Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
- What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?
- What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
- Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
- A man was walking in the woods ...
- What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
- Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?
- Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
- Why did all the faggots vote for Clinton?
- Sean Connery was interviewed by ...
- How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
- You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you?
- Must be Clinton country
- Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
- What do call someone who sees the glass in front of him half full?
- Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll ?
- What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?
- Why doesn't Hillary cut Bill's hair?
- How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger?
- Do you know why Clinton gave the Federal employees the day off on Wednesday?
- What is the difference between Whitewater and Watergate?
- Why doesn't Bill like old houses?
- What do Clinton and JFK have in common?
- What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?
- What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?
- What do Hillary Clinton and the Dallas Cowboys have in common?
- What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?
- What's brown and half eaten?
- How is Bill Clinton like a passive-restraint device?
- Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election?
- Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?
- What does Hillary Clinton have in common with Gerald Ford?
- Name 2 men who got shot in a movie theatre.
- What's the difference between Bill and Monica.
- What's the difference between the Waco ATF and Bill Clinton?
- What was OJ's password ?
- How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?
- Why does Hillary always get on top?
- Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
- What is Hillary's favorite holiday?
- What's the difference between Michael Jackson and guys
- Superman is flying around one day ...
- What is Clinton's favorite war song?
- What is the basement where White House staffers work called?
- How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
- What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
- Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?
- What's the difference between President Hoover and Clinton?
- Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
- What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
- What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?
- What's the first problem the Michael's child will have in life?
- What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and James Dean?
- Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
- How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
- Why is Bill Clinton the living proof of reincarnation?
- Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?
- What do you call someone who sees the glass in front of him as half empty?
- Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper takes a boat ride, the boat capsizes, who gets saved?
- What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
- If The Clinton's were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents?
- How do you know when a liberal is really dead?
- If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?
- What does Clinton do to lose weight?
- Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled?
- What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
- Bill Gates dies ...
- Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
- Why does the Clinton administration want to reinvent government?
- What's Bill's fondest wish now?
- What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common?
- Did you see Dolly Parton's new shoes?
- What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa Claus?
- What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing?
- What has four legs and no ears?
- Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
- What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
- What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?
- What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
- What's a conservative?
- What is a conservative?
- What is the difference between TV characters Dan and Roseanne Conner and the Clintons?
- Why is Chelsea growing up a confused child?
- How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
- How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"?
- Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?
- Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic?
- Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton?
- What's Bill Clinton's least expensive hobby?
- When will there be a woman in the White House?
- How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?
- What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
- Michael Jackson and sex
- What's Clinton's favorite baseball team?
- Which of the following does not belong: AIDS, gonorrhea, herpes, or Bill Clinton?
- Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?
- What do you call a mentally disabled person in a fancy suit?
- Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics?
- What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
- Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?
- What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?
- How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?
- How is Bill like a character actor?
- What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?
- What is the Arkansas state flower?
- Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
- 100 Women Surveyed ...
- What's green and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
- Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
- What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
- What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
- Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog Buddy?
