- What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
- Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
- Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
- Why don't Blondes get coffee breaks.
- What do you call a blonde with a flat chest?
- What do Blondes and beer bottles have in common.
- How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?
- How do you brainwash a blonde?
- What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers?
- What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
- How do you give a Blonde a brain transplant?
- Why do blondes have more fun?
- Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
- What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
- How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
- What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
- What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
- What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
- Why did the Blonde climb the chain link fence?
- What's the mating call of the redhead?
- What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's?
- Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
- What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
- How do you drown a blonde?
- What do you call a Blonde with a buck on her head?
- Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
- Why does a Blonde put fur on the hem of her dress?
- Why are blonde jokes so short ?
- Why don't blondes use vibrators?
- T-G-I-F
- Blonde paint job
- Fired girls
- What's the mating call of the Blonde?
- Two Blondes were out walking when they came upon some tracks.
- What do blondes do for foreplay?
- Why do blondes have more fun?
- What is the only job a Blonde can do in an M&M factory?
- What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
- What do Blondes and cow pies have in common?
- What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes?
- How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
- What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
- How do you kill a blonde?
- Why was the blonde proud to finish her jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
- What do a blonde and a computer have in common?
- Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
- Why don't Blondes wear hoop earrings?
- Blond and the Desert
- Why did the Blonde cross the road?
- Why are there no dumb brunettes?
- What does a blonde say after she's had sex?
- How does a blonde high-5?
- What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
- How does a blonde part her hair?
- A blonde walks into a pharmacy ...
- Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
- What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
- Why can't you tell a blonde a knock knock joke ?
- What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
- Why did the Blonde write TGIF on her shoes?
- What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
- How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
- Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
- How do you make a Blondes eyes sparkle?
- If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a building at the same time, who lands first?
- What do peroxide Blondes and 747's have in common?
- The family ranch
- What do Blondes and turtles have in common?
- How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
- What do you say to a blonde with no arms or legs?
- What's the mating call of the Brunette?
- Why do blondes wear hoop earings ?
- How do you kill a blonde?
- A dumb Blonde, a smart Blonde and Santa Claus ...
- What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17's) rating?
- Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
- What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
- How do you get a blonde pregnant?
- How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
- How do you make a Blonde laugh on Monday morning?
- Why did the blonde drown in the pool?
- What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
- What do you call 6 dumb blondes standing closely side-by-side?
- Why did the blonde have a bruised navel?
- Driving while blonde
- How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
- What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
- What do a screen door and a blonde have in common?
- What's the difference between a dumb blonde and a shopping cart ?
- How do you keep a Blonde secretary busy?
- How does a blonde like her eggs?
- Why don't Blondes eat pickles?
- What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
- Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
- Why do Blondes wear underwear?
- What important question does a blonde ask her mate before sex?
- How is a Blonde like spaghetti?
- The mailman's last day
- Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
- Why don't blondes eat Jell-O?
- Why does a blonde take the pill?
- What's the difference between a Blonde and a Limousine?
- What does a Blonde do first thing in the morning?
- What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
- What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
- What's the second thing a blonde does in the morning?
- What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
- When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
- Why do blondes like tilt-steering?
- What do you call a zit on a Blonde's butt?
- The Smart Blonde
- What's the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
- What does a blonde Owl say?
- How can you tell a FAX has been sent from a blonde?
- How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
- What is a blonde's favorite band ?
- What did the blonde say when asked "ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
- Why do blondes wear their hair up?
- What do you call a Brunette sitting between two Blondes?
- Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to EuroDisney?
- How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?
- What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
- What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
- Why does a Blonde fan her face?
- Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
- Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
- How does a Blond turn on the light after sex?
- What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
- Why don't Blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
- Why did the blonde go halfway to Norway then turn around & come home?
- Why do Blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink?
- What do you call a blonde doign a handstand ?
- Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
- Losing his load
- How is a Blonde different from a 747?
- What is the mating call of the brunette?
- Why did the blonde only change her baby's diapers monthly?
- What's the advantage of being married to a Blonde?
