
- What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
- How many babies does it take to paint a wall red
- Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
- No Toilet Paper
- Where do you find a dog with no legs?
- When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this
- How do you get 100 dead babies out of a truck?
- Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog ..
- There was a cruise ship that ended up sinking ..
- What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean ?
- Why did the baby cross the road?
- Sex on the rail road tracks
- Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room ..
- What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night?
- What's worse than ten dead babies in a barrel?
- A woman goes to the doctors
- A truck driver picks up a woman hitch hiker ...
- Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
- Harry answers the telephone ..
- What is grosser then gross ?








