- What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
- How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
- Why are women like condoms?
- What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
- Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are going to merge?
- Why did the leper crash his car?
- Why are pirates called pirates?
- Where do you find a no legged dog?
- Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
- What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
- What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
- How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
- What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a boiling pot?
- Did you hear about the new Barbie ?
- Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic?
- What is Osama bin Laden's idea of safe sex?
- One morning...
- What's a Lepers favorite sport?
- What's the cheapest meat around?
- What do your boss and a slinky have in common?
- What should Kabul get for its air defense system?
- How many 12th century men does it take to put in a light bulb
- What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
- Why did the Leper go back into the shower?
- Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
- Ham Sandwich
- Why did the tree fall down?
- How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
- What's the difference between a human and a moth?
- Did you hear the joke about the jump rope ?
- What do you call 100 men at the bottom of the ocean?
- Driving while knitting
- Why did the ref call a penalty during the Leper Hockey game?
- What do you call a man with no arms and legs ?
- Oh deer
- What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
- What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer?
- What do you get when a Leper takes a bath?
- Where do you get virgin wool from?
- An Idiot Gets a Job
- What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?
- What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't?
- What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
- You should always give 100% at work...
- What does it mean when someone has big feet ?
- Two men walked into a bar.
- How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
- What's the difference between a human and a centipede?
- What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs hammered into a piece of wood?
- What is the last thing to go through a flies mind before it slams into a windshield
- Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
- Why do chicken coops have two doors?
- Garbageman
- What do you call a cow with no legs?
- What do you get when you cross a piano with a coal miner ?
- What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
- What is better then roses on your piano ?
- What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can swim across a pool?
- Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock
- Why don't oysters give to charity?
- Did you know they outlawed those round bales of hay ?
- What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
- What's the definition of mixed emotions?
- Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
- Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
- Directory assistance
- Ski trip
- What do you call Maoris on Prozac?
- What's the difference between a human and a blood sucking soul destroying parasite?
- Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia?
- What's the difference between a human and a dung beetle?
- What's the difference between a human and a caterpillar?
- Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
- What's a hindu?
- What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
