- Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said,
- Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!
- Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!
- Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
- Yo momma's so fat that when it rains she where's a yellow jacket and everyone yells taxi.
- Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
- Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
- Yo mumma so fat she got stopted at da airport for havin 200 punds of crack
- Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
- Your momma's so fat , she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.
- Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank!
- I asked your momma
- Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.
- Your mamma is so fat I shot the bitch and lard came out.
- Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
- Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.
- Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven lord asked where did my light go???
- Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings
- Your momas so fat that when she got into an elevator the doors couldn't close!!
- Yo Mama's so greasy that she has to use baccon as a bandaid
- Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
- Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA!
- Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!
- Your momma's so greasy her freckles slipped off.
- Yo' momma is so fat she makes shamoo look like a tic tack
- Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code!
- Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
- Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
- Yo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
- Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
- Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
- Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
- Yo mama's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!
- Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
- Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!
- Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change
- Yo momma is fat!
- Yo momma's so fat when she sings theres a earthquake
- Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice
- Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space
- Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"
- Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.
- Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
- Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
- Yo' mama like a flying pan, everyone throws their meat at her
- Yo mama's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain!
- Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
- Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.
- You'r mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!!
- Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
- Yo mama's so old she flicked the switch when god said let there be light!
- Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.
- Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk.
- Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
- Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
- Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
- Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key
- Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
- Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves
- Yo momma is so fat mount everest climbs her
- Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
- Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
- Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
- Yo momma so ugly that when she went into a haunted house she got a job application.
- Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund
- Your mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it read the air heads motto "Out Of Control"
- Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death.
- Yo' Mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it says, 'No live stock please.'
- Yo mama's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
- Yo Mama's so fat she throws up gravy
- Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
- Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!
- Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
- Yo mama's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car!
- Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs
- Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
- Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her
- Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
- Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
- Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
- Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
- Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
- Yo mama's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
- Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!
- Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl
- Yo mama's so old she ran track with dinosaurs!
- Yo momma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
- Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
- Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
- Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot!
- Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.
- Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale.
- Yo mama so fat when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion.
- Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!
- Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!
- Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
- Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
- Yo Momma's so poor she tried soul food
- Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
- Your momma's so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V
- Your momma's so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV
- Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow
- Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign
- Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction
- Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry!
- Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower
- Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.
- Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
- Yo mamma's got so many rolls she puts Brumby's out a business
- Yo mama's so stupid she stole free bread!
- Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions
- Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
- Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
- Yo Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss
- Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
- Yo' mama so old her wrinkles got wrinkles
- Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
- Your momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!
- Yo mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away!
- Yo' mama so cheap she chases the garbage truck with with a grocery list
- Yo mama's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
- Yo Mama's so dumb I told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.
- Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.
- Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
- Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
- Yo Mama's so fat it's not funny
- Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
- Your momma's so dirty the flies on a dog shit passed out
- Yo mama's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
- Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
- Yo mommas so stupid she put a ruler in her bed to measure how long she slept
- Yo Mama's so fat she needs a wide load stiker on her butt
- Yo mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like 20 hotdogs
- Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!
- Yo momma's so fat that she makes a sumo wresler look like an arexion.
- Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.
- Yo momma so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
- Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!
- Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
- Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
- Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1!
- Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail
- Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!
- Yo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
- Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!
- Yo mama's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911?"!
- Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
- Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
- Yo momma so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk dudes fill out of her ass
- Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
- Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.
- Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer
- Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way
- Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
- Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade.
- Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
- Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale
- Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs
- Yo momma is so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone is making popcorn
- Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
- Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
- Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
- Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!
- Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
- Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test
- Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus
- Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back
- Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays!
- Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her
- Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
- Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years
- Yo Momma so ugly, her birth certificate is a letter of apology from the condom factory!
- Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please
- Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!
- Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
- Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way
- Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs
- Yo mama's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
- Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion.
- Yo mama's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
- Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window
- Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.
- Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man
- Yo mama's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."!
- Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!
- Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn
- Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!
- Yo mamma is so ugly and fat when she went out side the kids said run its a dinosour!!!
- Yo mamma is so fat that she steped on a scale and it said "to be continued"
- Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
- Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
- Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her
- Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
- Your momma's so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls
- Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
- Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
- Yo momma so loose, bears hibernate up her ass. "Hey, BooBoo, over here!"
- Yo momma's ass is so big that when she sits down she's three feet taller.
- Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
- Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
- Yo Mama's so fat she took her chin as carry on
- Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter
- Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
- Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up!
- Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat ass of of me.
- Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks
- Yo mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!
- Your momma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid.
- Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner
- Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
- Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.
- Yo mama so short she does pull-ups with a staple.
- Your momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.
- Yo mama's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!
- Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach I rolled twice and I was still in the middle
- Yo mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
- Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner
- Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
- Your momma so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!
- Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
- Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
- Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost.
- Why is your mum a door knob ?
- Yo Momas so short she can do a drive-by in a hotwheels car.
- Yo' mama so cheap she got a discount for the 99 cent store
- Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
- Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck!
- Yo mama's so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends!
- Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
- Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".
- Yo moma is so fat.....fat is a complement!!!!!
- Yo momma so short she commited suicide by jumping of the curb
- Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs
- Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money!
- Yo Momma's is so poor that your tits are real
- Yo mama's so ugly that yo daddy first met her at the pound!
- Yo momma is so fat cars look both ways before SHE crosses the STREET!
- Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!
- Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.
- Yo Mama's so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure
- Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her
- Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
- Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs
- Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater
- Your momma's like a toilet, she's so full of shit.
- Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.
- Your momma's like buckleys, she tastes bad but works
- Yo mama so short she gave yo daddy head while standing up.
- Yo mamma so fat she's got her own moon
- Your momma is so fat that when she puts on her red t-shirt she runs through brick walls yellin', "Kool-Aid!"
- Yo momma so fat that when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 movies
- Yo mamma so fat she sells shade in the summer
- Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!
- Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.
- Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
- Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
- Yo mama's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
- Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
- Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!
- Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!
- Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
- Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
- Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again
- Your momma's so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up
- Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
- Your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
- Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!
- Your mama's so fat...that when god said let there be light...she moved!!!
- Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
- Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!
- Yo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
- Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
- Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions
- Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way"
- Your mammas so fat she sat on the toliet and the toliet said ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME
- Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!
- your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
- Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.
- Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
- Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
- Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub
- Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
- Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
- Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid".
- Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure.
- Your momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!
- Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween!
- Your momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat!
- Yo Mam's So Fat, She Went To Sizzler and the Bitch Got A group Discount
- Yo mama's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!
- Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
- Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
- Yo momma so fat that when she went to McDonald's she never came out
- Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets.
- Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
- Yo mama's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!
- Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.
- Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
- Your momma's so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forhead.
- Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
- Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"
- You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio
- Yo mama's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!
- Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned
- Yo' mama so old she got an 8 track ipod
- Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
- Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes!
- Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day
- Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
- Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
- Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.
- Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.
- Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!
- Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!
- Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door
- Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target
- Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
- Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
- Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.
- Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.
- Yo mama's so fat she cant reach her back pocket!
- Yo mama's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th!
- Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button!
- Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction
- Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl
- Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.
- Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!
- Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
- Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
- Your momma's so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
- Your momma's so greasy the chip shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry.
- Yo mamas so fat I get lost around here
- Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the shit scared out of it
- Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new
- Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is damn
- Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves
- Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
- Yo mama's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!
- Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht.
