- What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?
- How do you define double jeopardy?
- How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?
- What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
- What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
- What's the difference between God and an attorney?
- What do you call a judge gone bad?
- What do lawyers use for birth control?
- How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
- What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
- What do lawyers do after they die?
- Engineer in hell
- What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
- Two physicians and an attorney
- What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
- What's the difference between lawyers and buzzards?
- What's the definition of a lawyer?
- What happened to the banker who went to law school?
- What's the definition of mixed emotions?
- Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?
- For three years, the young attorney ...
- Doctors advice
- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
- Where do vampires learn to suck blood?
- How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
- If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?
- Where can you find a good lawyer?
- How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road?
- How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
- Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
- What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
- Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school ...
- What's worse than pleading guilty to murder?
- Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called "Divorced Barbie"?
- What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
- What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 10?
- What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
- What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz full of lawyers?
- Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
- Lawyer's funeral
- What's the difference between a law firm and a circus?
- What's the problem with lawyer jokes?
- A man was chosen for jury duty ...
- When lawyers die, why don't vultures eat them?
- A local United Way office realized that the organization ...
- How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Have you heard about the lawyers word processor?
- God's next holiday
- What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
- Deaf book keeper
- Darkest jungle in Africa
